I’d like a medium coffee, cream and sugar, and one blueberry muffin please.
What flavor coffee?
No flavor, just coffee.
Yes, coffee, but what flavor for the coffee.
I don’t want flavored coffee. Just regular coffee.
Oh, regular coffee with milk and sugar.
No milk, cream please. Just a medium sized hot coffee, no flavor, cream and sugar.
Oh, you want cream. So sorry. What kind of coffee would you like, ma’am?
What do you mean?
We have vanilla, hazelnut, coconut…
No, no flavor. I just want coffee flavored coffee. Plain unflavored coffee in a medium cup. Coffee. Cream. Sugar.
Oooohhhh, light and sweet coffee.
Oh, wait ma’am don’t forget your corn muffin
Who knew breakfast came with full immersion Abbot & Costello skits… I swear my life is basically just a parody of itself most of the time.